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Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 04.01.18

* Should a robot run the Federal Reserve? Passive monetary policy has its virtues, according to law professor Max Raskin. [Wall Street Journal] * Which methods of statutory interpretation are most popular the Supreme Court these days? Adam Feldman breaks it down. [Empirical SCOTUS] * Recalling judges just because we don’t like their decisions? Joel Cohen has some serious concerns. [The Hill] * New at business development and seeking to grow your business? Deborah Farone, former chief marketing officer at Cravath and Debevoise, offers these insights. [The Current] * "What Happens When the Government Lies About You in Court? Spoiler alert: Absolutely nothing." [Weekly Standard] * Prosecutorial perk: a free gym membership? Maybe if you work for South Carolina prosecutor Dan Johnson. [The State] * Quite possibly the largest list of DWI facts on the planet. [Versus Texas] * Saira Rao, former Cleary Gottlieb associate and author of the clerkship novel Chambermaid (affiliate link), is running for Congress -- and coming to New York this month, for an event with actress Jill Kargman of Odd Mom Out. [Saira for Congress]

By David Lat
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.05.17

* The Supreme Court has a few options when it comes to President Trump's travel ban. The justices can grant or deny certiorari to hear the case, or grant or deny a stay on lower court rulings blocking various aspects of the ban. Either way, this case could become moot before it's ever heard. [New York Times] * Meanwhile, the man who's the worst client in the universe lashed out at Justice Department lawyers this morning in a series of Tweets, demanding that the travel ban be referred to as a travel ban instead of the "watered down, politically correct version they submitted to [SCOTUS]." Congrats on undermining your case! [New York Times] * Get your popcorn ready, because according to two senior administration officials, President Trump will reportedly not be invoking executive privilege to block former FBI director James Comey from testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee later this week in the ongoing Russia probe. [The Hill] * During a speaking engagement at Harvard, the Supreme Court's freshman, Justice Neil Gorsuch, recounted the time he met Sandy, the dean of Oxford's naked sex doll, who was dressed in only a boa. Although she could be counted on for answers, Gorsuch said she didn't provide him with any. [Washington Post] * Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will soon be the star of her very own fitness book. Co-authored by her longtime trainer Bryant Johnson and illustrator Patrick Welsh, "The RBG Workout: How She Stays Strong ... and You Can Too!" (affiliate link) will be out the first week of October Term 2017. [Associated Press] * Womble Carlyle is entering into a transatlantic merger with British firm Bond Dickinson to become Womble Bond Dickinson. The combined firm will have about 1,080 lawyers across 23 offices, with revenues exceeding $410 million. A spokesperson claims the tie-up will not result in layoffs. [News & Observer]

By Staci Zaretsky